Cool Collins

Similar to a Cool Carl, the Cool Collins is the act of instant penetration with a frozen shard of urine that has fallen from a passing aircraft.

"I saw somebody standing in field near Heathrow with their ass in the air!"

"They must have been waiting for a Cool Collins, silly!"

"Oh yeah!"

by Human Fly October 17, 2008

Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.

Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013

Cool beans

Is somthing that is really neat and amazing.

The smarturl.it is really cool beans

by Pink shadow July 1, 2016

cool asians

Every school has the group of cool asians. Lemme give a description: probably filipino, mixed with guys and girls, says the n word, only talks to their group, shady to everyone, everyone wants to be them, a group of cool kids

dude 1: bro a cool asian walked pass me in the hall.. i’d didn’t even know how to react... i was like terrified but speechless

dude 2: sounds like a cool asians to me

by sexybitch707 October 14, 2019

Cool Shrooms

A slang term that actually began it's use in the early 21 century teens/early 20's. Popularized by the Kyoto's pop culture (Kyo-pop) of the time. Used to describe something or someone very nice, down-to-earth or stylish or all the above. Great. Dashing. Kakoii.

When your Japanese coworker studies mushrooms and you say 'cool shrooms' instead of 'cool beans'

A synonym mainly used like cool, sweet, awesome, splendid, amazing, delightful, hell yeah and like in Japanese kakoii, iketeru, subarashi etc.

Genki: Hey man, look at this umbrella made out of shiitake!
Hana: Oh cool shrooms, man!

Hana: "Hey Genki! I froze some shiitake for you!"

Genki: "Wow, really? Coolshrooms!"

Hana: "Yo Genki, I won the patchinko."
Genki: "Cool shrooms!"

by Genkihana January 27, 2020

too cool

if someone says something boring, and you have no other way to respond. usuaslly used over text as sarcasm that the boring people don’t get

“my favourite food is pasta”

you: “too cool”

by hedgehogsarevsnazzy July 12, 2020

Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020