Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
by cmpgamer November 08, 2014
by JiminIsCuteOkayBye October 19, 2017
A type of christianity that believes that the only kind of sex that is wrong is sex that causes someone emotional pain.
they say that the word foprnication in the bible is a mistranslation and the real meaning of the word is sexual morality which they interpret as sex that causes anyone emotional pain.
they say that the word foprnication in the bible is a mistranslation and the real meaning of the word is sexual morality which they interpret as sex that causes anyone emotional pain.
John believes in sexual christianity.
by Deep blue 2012 October 13, 2009
by Mr. Lee Phd May 09, 2019
When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.
Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”
Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
by hotboysummer August 25, 2019
*dancing in front of mirror on snapchat* “I came from the trenches!” but is really from Troy or Bloomfield hills and goes to southfield christian school
by underrated wannabes May 15, 2018
A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
by jp-c July 17, 2015