Mac and Cheese

God's pasta. The most heavenly of foods (and the cheesiest)

Oh boy, I could really go for some mac and cheese right.

by Death By Skeletons May 26, 2019

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Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.

Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.

by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019

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Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.

Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.

by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019

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Cheese Scraper

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure

You’re such a Cheese scraper

by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019

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cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.

Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit

by El Macanudo September 10, 2019

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cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

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