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Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.
Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.
by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019
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Cheese Scraper

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure
by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019
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cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.
Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit
by El Macanudo September 10, 2019
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Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.
I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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Cut the Cheese

A way your body releases got gas anal cavity and it is recognized as a fart
Waiting there for Santa I thought I would cut the cheese on his lap
by Ilike2eatpussy June 9, 2018
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cracking cheese

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end
by charlie jayne January 1, 2018
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Let's cheese it!

Bender's (Futurama Character) famous phrase that means run.
Usually used when you are in trouble and you want to run.
Family friendly: Selling packs of sugar to other kids, police comes
Kid says: Let's cheese it!
by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018
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