When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.
by MSDorset December 20, 2022
Get the batter on the brain mug.The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
While driving to an emergency:
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019
Get the bladder brain mug.The feeling of mental and cognitive exhaustion after completely a mentally demanding task; such as a long test, similar to how Boofy’s brain acts all the time.
Damn bro I took the SAT today and had Boofy Brain for a solid hour and a half. I couldn’t do anything
by Eyote0145 December 4, 2021
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Get the CLOGGED BRAIN mug.The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.
Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence
Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence
Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal
by jjournall June 23, 2022
Get the Wrinkle-brain mug.When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.
"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"
by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017
Get the Meth Brain mug.The mental state achieved from ingesting William codys 7% alcohol bourbon and colar pre mix drinks in large quantities, typically from an 18 pack brought with social benefits. This state of cognitive function usually results in numerous counts of domestic violence, criminal charges and numerous motor vehicle accidents typically involving a shit box rfb spec r32 Nissan skyline
"Bro what happened to you last weekend?"
"Scodyz brain cuz. bashed the missus and stacked the rfb, got court on Wednesday"
"Scodyz brain cuz. bashed the missus and stacked the rfb, got court on Wednesday"
by Flatline fister October 21, 2018
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