bastard

another way to say "teacher"

me: do u like Mrs. y
you: yeah, she's my fav bastard

by veryveryimperch September 13, 2025

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.

Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.

by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Bastard

Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp

Hey you're adopted bastard

by Imgayiey July 24, 2020