Jiminy Anus

The art of having anal sex and then pouring the fluids in your partners ear.

“Hey Juan I did the Jiminy Anus with Mia the other day.”

“ Andrew what fuck!”

by Really Big Cheese January 31, 2025

Crayon Anus

When wiping won’t stop the reveal. It just keeps on writing. Coloring the paper.

My Crayon Anus refuses to tap out. The color just keeps on appearing.

by RickyPacific2 March 7, 2026

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025

Star-anus

When you twist 3 penises into a Nordic braid for efficient and imminent insertion.

It took all three of the boys to give Jill a proper star-anus.
John, Larry and Dave played scissors paper rock to see who got middle row in the Star-anus.

by D-W-J July 13, 2025

roll of the anus

Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.

I'm not sure if she will remember this night, its a bit of a roll of the anus.

by fecalToes May 8, 2014

bowling for anus

A term used when understanding the idea of going out and purposely looking to have anal sex. Can be with any gender. Usual

Hey man look, all I'm trying to do is go bowling for anus, ya know, hump some butthole.

by SatanicWitchOrgy December 22, 2016

glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017