Jacob

He is a complete peice of shit and will let you down. Don't be friends with him

This kid is a butthole. He is a Jacob.

by Bobmannn November 7, 2018

Jacob

The sexiest boy around and he is funny and kind and loving

Jacob is the sexiest boy around

by VECTOR OH YEAH! February 13, 2019

big dick jacob

its big but not that big

she told me that im a big dick jacob

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Jacob

A cock swallowing extremist. Can be found lurking around places like Chip-n-dales along with majority of the gay nightclubs in any area that is flaming. Spends most of his days getting that ass waxed by some thoroughbred horse dick of a man. Favorite snack include bananas, cucumbers and else dick shaped. Don’t be alarmed if you come home to him fucking your husband.

Jacob is probably a packers fan!

by Random Damsel September 19, 2019

Jacob Tyler Jackson

A lanky kid with the emotional maturity of a -3 year old. He claims to have terets and says thats pp to everything. Jacob Tyler Jackson is a very good gamer although if he gets mad he WILL crash the server. His fursona cat name is bumbleflight.

Jacob tyler Jackson: Thats so pp i finna bumble away
senior jp: u r retarded

by Jase Price September 11, 2019

Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.

Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.

by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020

Jacob and Kyle day

Jacob and Kyle day is a national holiday celebrated on the date of November 15th. It’s a day for celebration, drunkenness, and tomfoolery.

Today is national Jacob and Kyle day let’s get turnt.

by Jacoballen6 November 15, 2022