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canadian emperor

named after eddie a young man, who owns lots of land, and controls his land like an emperor
hail emperor eddie, or eddie your such a canadian emperor
by brandon/slave March 16, 2005
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Canadian Buffalo Spirit

A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.
After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.
by Matterhorn Bill November 4, 2011
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canadian pant suit

When a women wears a denim jacket and jeans. Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.
Hey, check out Robin's Canadian Pant Suit. She's ready for the board meeting, and the duck hunt after work.
by T-licious0001 May 13, 2014
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Canadian Whipped Cream

when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.
that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.
by oral69420 November 28, 2018
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angry french canadian

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.
I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.
by Insane We Trust September 29, 2012
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Fast Canadian Pixies

The most powerful creatures on the face of the Earth. The watch out for they are sniggleing your way!
Doolan was distracted by the Fast Canadian Pixies.
by fat jesus November 13, 2003
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Canadian bus ride

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.
"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."
by stanleypants September 26, 2008
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