Lei Wu Long

Hey! That imposter is imitating the moves from my Drunken Master movie. I'm going to show him who the REAL master is.

One thing I don't need are bastards like Lei Wu Long ruining my reputation.

by Jackie Chan September 2, 2003

Long titty suck

The act of suckling on titties for a long period of time. Typically 15 mins. However, certain circumstances allow for up to 30mins.

Bob went to the nudie bar and gave a long titty suck to an exotic dancer. But because of his outward appearance and charm, he was allowed an additional 15mins at no additional charge, totaling only $130 in cost!

by Defectedambassadors February 18, 2017

forever long time

just another word for infinite yanno?

“hey whats another word for infinity?”
“uhhhh forever long time”

by lucathemastroftwinks March 18, 2019

Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

long distance hug

Where you insert your own thumb into your rectum, then squeeze your ass cheeks together.

Why am I so sore today, oh ya that long distance hug.

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

Tesla Long Boi

A Tesla bull that thinks Tesla stock will go up significantly in the long run

Person 1: When Tesla stock goes down, I buy a bunch more because it's still undervalued.
Person 2: Ahh yes, I found another Tesla LONG BOI

by TESLA LONG BOI October 15, 2020

what's growin' Long?

A greeting. Similar to, "what's going on?" -except different.

Hey Jack A. Zee- "what's growin long?"
Jack will say- "not much."
Jimmy will say- "why not?"
It's a classic greeting volley.

by James Karen Staycox August 1, 2003