Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Tony Lopez

this man could rail the living shit out of me

Tony Lopez is hot

by murphyprime March 1, 2021

Tony Boy

Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap

🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy

🎼won’t you be my pony boy

🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome

🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022

playboy tony

A chill ass dude, who is always straight boolin. He also dont give a fuck bout any hating ass dudes. He also has great music.

"Playboy Tony has is the best coming out of Pilot Point, no cap.."

by Playboy Tony March 19, 2019

Tony Qiu

actually a legend. bro is a maths genius, gives every1 all the maths ahw and is full stop just a legend. Everyone loves him. he's getting insanely wham and built and is always on a mission. He is positive and such a nice person to be around - acc everyone's boy.

Tony Qiu is a legend who allows eveyrone all the maths assessed homewrok; a hero for the ages.

by Mr leverett July 18, 2024

Toni Lodge

Toni Lodge, Toni Lodging
- noun, verb
- a sex position similar to 69, first described by porn star Angela White on the Toni and Ryan Podcast (TARP): ''like a 69 position, where you're deep-throating the dick but you're also grinding your clit on his face. You're bouncing, you're in control of that oral. So he's just sticking his tongue out and you're grinding your clit on the tongue. So you're on top and in control, but also sucking dick.''
- flattering

''I'm getting toni lodged.''
''I'm toni lodging tonight.''
''69? pff! Doing the toni lodge!''

by Dima.86 March 13, 2024

Tony

The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.

"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"

by Shankyboy March 23, 2020