Thomas the train 

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …

Thomas the train by Orchadicus October 19, 2022

Thomas Flawn

Thomas Flawn is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet and kind but can sometimes be a pain in the ass (still love him though). If you ever get the chance to be friends with him you’ll have the best experiences and make amazing memories. He is my favourite person, he never fails to make me smile. He makes me a better person and i just love him so much.

*Thomas flawn walking down the street*

Random person: “Damn look at that bunds”

*Thomas flawn proceeds to shakes his juicy bunda *

Random person: *admires* “Damn”

Thomas Flawn by imingdong January 19, 2023

Thomas Pali 

Tom-Ass or Tweek. Afro kid, hardstyles anywhere. Kelsea calls him Tom-Asstupidumbitchode hahahaha but loves that one :D Normally found next to the mohawk kid Jor-cunt and the hairy legged beast Daniel.

"Look over there that kid is hardstyling, that must be Thomas Pali! Wow his asian friend is a DUDE magnet, and why is that white boy wearing leg warmers?"

Thomas Pali by Jermwhore&KelsexHAHAownUbtch:D June 19, 2009

Thomas Francis 

The ultimate whigger goth.

Wow, that black-wannabe dresses in all black. He must be a Tom Fancis.

Thomas Francis by qbot April 30, 2003

Thomas Edison

Honestly, not one mention of the actual man Thomas Edison on the entire site?

Thomas Edison invented EVERYTHING, show a little respect!

Thomas Edison by whatdoItypeinthistextboxagain? April 25, 2007

thomas jefferson 

an incredibly gay school where the girls make any hetersexual man want to throw up. this is not a problem at TJ though, becuase most of the guys are faggots or big huge fucking nerds. there are certain faggots who think tehy are really cool by acting ghetto or by weighing upwards of 785 pounds and playing supersmathbrothers all day. super! this school fucking rocks!

regular kid"TJ is fucking gay"
frank"I'LL FUCKING ANAL NATHRACK YOU YOU GOD DAMN BUTTSEX"

thomas jefferson by goofy tom May 1, 2005

Thomas Liew

He's a nice friend to respect, he is good company and good to talk to. He's also a Hard Core Gamer.

Thomas Liew is a Bloody Legend.

"Hay Thomas Liew your a great friend and a good Hard Core Gamer".

Thomas Liew by MadnessToDecay November 12, 2018