A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
by Kent Kentish December 20, 2004
by BarneyS May 13, 2012
by rocketmanboner December 11, 2008
1. TV show featuring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman traveling from Britain to New York by motorcycle
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
"Scored with a new guy last night!"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
by Evening Council August 14, 2011
Doing something you wish you didn't have to, or are otherwise obligated to do, in order to make life easier.
by Pseudonym789987 December 04, 2020
A platonic friendship agreement in which 3 friends agree to purchase a joint canoe and/or a sexual reference for 3 platonic friends engaging in sexual experimentation in a canoe.
by Threewaycanoe3 June 07, 2014
A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.
Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.
by The Mysterious Jed November 18, 2009