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The Ella Theory

when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏
The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension
Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀
by Dave ias October 12, 2025
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The Faith Theory

when you’re super indecisive and love to change your username, twitter layout, editing theme and mood every 15 seconds. you’re also obsessed with 20 different celebs and you grow an obsession for a new one every day and you use letterboxd like it’s your lifeline 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩
The Faith Theory is more of a problem than an actual Theory.
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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Igloo Theory

The Igloo theory, also known as the snowtrapped theory, is the theory that if two people that hate eachother get stuck in a cold place (ex.: an igloo) together, due to being cold, either one is going to murder the other or they will have sexual intercourse
Dude 1: Yo we should totally trap those two ennemies in an igloo.

Dude 2: Why is that so?

Dude 1: Because they will either kill eachother or have sex, it's the igloo theory

Dude 2: That sound unrealistic, but yeah, we should try that on some people. How about world leaders?

Dude 1: Sure!
by QuébecCentaureTetris2009 February 3, 2024
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A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025
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Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
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Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
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