Italian Sprinkler

A non-homosexual act where 2 men superglue there foreskins together, but not homosexually, and then both jerk off and cum at the same time, making sure it’s not homosexual, so that the spunk breaks through the super glue to create a sprinkler effect, but not homosexual.

Me and my friend like to Italian sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

Italian Sprinkler

The act in which two men, not homosexually, superglue there foreskins together and then jerk off, but not homosexually, making sure to cum simultaneously so that the spunk breaks through the superglue creating a sprinkler effect, but then again not homosexually.

Me and my friend like to Italian Sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

Italian Gutbuster

Shoving a Tommy gun into your anus and viciously thrusting is inside of you, but each time you make a sound, you fire a single round.

Oh Josh there? He's doing the Italian Gutbuster .

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025

Italian lugnut

Before a male finishes inside the woman, the woman screws a lug nut on the his shaft not allowing him to cum. This leads to his dick exploding

(White male)Justin just got a Italian lugnut

by Mrsimpork November 26, 2025

Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"

To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!

by Delwin penner December 4, 2025