fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl
That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!
by Rhoward September 19, 2017
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The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 04, 2021
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The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 04, 2021
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ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts
Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.
by RosePearlBanterBoy November 11, 2015
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The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"
by Saulman500 May 11, 2024
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Squirrel fart

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness
For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart
by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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