yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021

Mum-dumpster

A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)

Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster

I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster

by Mister Noodle June 3, 2022

Ur Mum

When a salty kid on any game platform or in rl has no comebacks and is probably very special.

You: Bruh get that outta the game ur so bad even god couldnt submit.
Him: SHUTUP, UR MUM!!

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Ya mum

A knobjocky

Ya mum is a cunt

by Yorak_hunt February 6, 2024

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

Ur mum

A insult to a person

Ur mum is so fat that bob the Builder say that he can’t fix it

by The bot April 5, 2022