Tom Aggett

Tom Aggett is a beautiful boy with staggering looks and a large penis. These looks draw all the girls back to his shag pad where they get pounded till they shake.

That Tom Aggett gave me the pounding of a life time I'm still quivering now

by Dirtydave149 January 30, 2017

Tom Young

A cocktail consisting of Tangarauy gin, Orange juice, and a splash of Sprite

“Yo Chad, order me a Tom Young.”

by briansherthington88 October 21, 2017

Tom Cuck

Tom Cuck, pretending to be on ones side politically and then undermining that side with fallacious arguments designed to undermine the side you purport to support.

I was going to acknowledge that Pennsylvania didn't run a lawful election, I pretty much did, then I said I had better just go along with it like a Tom Cuck.

by Chardmaster January 3, 2021

Tom Kempe

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

tom sawyered

When you ask someone to play Rush and they play Tom Sawyer

"Man, I asked my gym teacher to play Rush and he played Tom Sawyer. He really Tom Sawyered me"

by end me pls69 December 1, 2022

Tom Gregory

This person is a speccy neek, he licks bumholes and sucks chodes for breakfast and takes it up his batty in the evening, once again he is a speccy neek

Wow Tom Gregory is a speccy neek

by Ya nans hairy muff November 25, 2021

tom saunders

The hottest and most sexy guy you will ever know. He is usually white and always has an abnormally large penis usually ranging from 8-10 inches erect. He is clever and funny and will be the best boyfriend.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be a tom saunders.

by SIckCrossover May 15, 2016