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sam and kendall

a term of unknown origin meaning a couple in which the boy (sam) loves the girl (kendall) more than the girl (kendall) loves the boy (sam)
Dude, did you see those two at prom, they're totally sam and kendall.
by stacie's December 8, 2007
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Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."
Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt
by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005
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SAM HARRIS

The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man .
A priest performed a SAM HARRIS on a young girl last night as he had run out of boys
by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020
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Dirty Sam

A dirty sam is inserting your mico penis into the ear hole of a pre-pubescent boy while eating a half eaten bag of skittles.
Oh hey, I head you gave a dirty Sam to Derrick the other day!
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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Sam Burns

Used to exaggeration how large a persons head is.

In real life he is a 11 year old with the worlds largest head. Nicknamed Bobblehead Burns
Pharrr watch he has a proper sam burns.
by Pawley the beast May 29, 2017
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Jaimee and Sam

Jaimee and Sam

Jaimee and Sam are the best power couple that you could ever meet when your in the room with them you can even feel the love. At first Sam won’t be all that nice to Jaimee but after a while he begins to like her ALOT!
by Scrubbyduppyinthetubby December 14, 2018
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sam boni

The Great Sam Boni. The best cockapoo to walk the planet, ever. Noun.
Sam Boni ran down the street. Sam Boni is a boss.
by The Great Sam Bonis owner February 10, 2014
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