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tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.
I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.
by lmodium March 28, 2022
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tony-terry

Tony-terry, is a person who sells boats on gumtree. The boat is usually in shocking condition and is harassed by viewers due to this.
Ali- Hi, Is orbotstil avalabil
Tony-terry- What mate?
Ali- Your boats in shit condition bro, can you do 10 bucks
Tony-terry- Fuck off dickhead.
by 22withthe2.2 July 1, 2021
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Tony

by MMACoach November 22, 2021
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Tony

An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth. The actual definition of, cute and the smoothest talker you'll ever meet and if he wants your number you give it to him and he's always buying you something nice or being polite.
All the ladies loooooove Tony
by Emily2001 November 20, 2021
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Tony Chase

A man actively present on YouTube and Social Media claiming he was kidnapped by the government, held captive by the government inside Indianapolis away from Hollywood and his mother and father’s mansions, and left to be tortured by Satellites and Satellite controllers targeting him 24/7.
Person 1: “Hey, Tony Chase! Why are your teeth decaying and you keep revealing your personal information all the time?”

Tony: “Because the dirty satellite controllers keep fucking up my face and teeth, and the government holding me hostage away from my mother and father’s mansions and i’m here to prove that I AM the 100% owner! Also i’m not gay not ever.”
by HotColdLava December 10, 2023
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Tony

Tony is real and is a person you can trust. Tony makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is not taken by a beautiful girl. tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Tony is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. Tony is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.
Omg Tony is soooo smart
by MyDixieEnormous October 27, 2021
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Tony

The drippiest mf that exists (immense amounts of drip)
Bro look at Tony, he drippy asf
by Infeski_ September 14, 2021
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