When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023

2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.
by davus0000 May 17, 2025

"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"
"Mockery's Theory, man"
"Mockery's Theory, man"
by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021

You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.
Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
by ?...? May 24, 2016

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024
