Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023
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Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle
2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.
by davus0000 May 17, 2025
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Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.
"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"
by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022
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Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
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the reyes theory

You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.
Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
by ?...? May 24, 2016
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Austin Theory

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner
by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022
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CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.
by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024
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