Christmas

A Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus but has been turned into a cash grab

Hey can’t wait to blow all my money on toys my kids are never gonna use for Christmas

by Maximum Effort January 21, 2018

Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts

Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.

by Luna253 December 29, 2023

Debbie Christmas

Someone who enjoys punching baby ducks right in their stupid fu&%ING beaks!

She flipped out on the people, she pulled a Debbie Christmas!

by Abused Baby Ducks June 28, 2022

National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.

Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.

by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.

Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.

by HoHoNo December 12, 2010

Christmas

A scam for retailers to make you buy their products at "affordable" prices for Christmas.

Christmas is such a Scam!

by somedouche101 November 7, 2017