HOE CHECK-KING

The BEST at keeping the workplace dry and making you feel like an idiot even when you are right about something.
aka Jeremiah Shaddy

J: Your heads down but i know Jesus isn't what you are looking for.
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king

by Hoe check prince April 19, 2022

checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer

1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.

by katsafterme June 20, 2011

check your sack

To determine the presences of one's testicles; To man up

Coach always knew how to motivate us:

"Hey! Check your sack and stick your dick in the electric fire!"

by froggymaan9001 March 17, 2015

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

by oltigod June 18, 2022

check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 13, 2010

Check liver light

What happens after a long weekend of drinking.

I drank three cases of beer this weekend and my check liver light started flashing.

by The Wein February 20, 2013

Grey Arrow Check

When someone sends a snap with ‘grey arrow check’, it means that they are checking if people unadded them / didn’t add them back.

It got the name from the grey arrow you get on Snapchat when someone hasn’t added you back.

Person #1: Nina just sent me a snap with the text ‘grey arrow check’

Person #2: Don’t worry, that doesn’t mean anything. She’s just checking if people unadded her.

by bubsiebubs February 23, 2022