California

If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.

Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!

by stainless67 August 30, 2022

california law

weed laws

yo gimme some of that California law

by Bawls Mcbop October 16, 2018

California Middle Class

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot

"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"

by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021

California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

by conky May 5, 2014

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

California Gas Chamber

1. (Verb) The act of ripping a fart inside a glass walled shower.

2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.

Man, this Olive Garden smells like a regular California Gas Chamber.

by Bucking Nuts October 16, 2018