An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Peanut the squirrelmug. An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.
David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.
David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.
David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021
Get the Squirrelmug. An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020
Get the Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrelmug. A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
by kvli December 8, 2020
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. emo squirrel : adjective
an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
by maxissupercool April 29, 2022
Get the emo squirrelmug. by Bungalow June 16, 2016
Get the Japanese flying squirrelmug. by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018
Get the hillbilly squirrelmug.