Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.

Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.

by Luciditi January 26, 2023

Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 October 06, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 October 06, 2015

soft often

Like a soft open, but with no meat

The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n

by captainnuggts December 03, 2024

Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland

See at boy er what a soft hoor he is

by December 20, 2021

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 17, 2023