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soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.
I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.
by Skylark838 September 25, 2018
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Soft girlfriend remarks

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,
Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks
by Slow_gls August 29, 2025
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Soft Mode

Soft Mode is a state where the person is more fragile and you have to be more careful when speaking to them
Person 1: Why are you more fragile than usual?
Person 2: I’m in soft mode
by stitchthelilo January 15, 2022
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Soft

Soft definition means Jeon Jungkook, born in 1997 at 1, September in Busan, South Korea
by Softboyhoseok April 5, 2018
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
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National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020
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Soft

Eliyah Brawdy is soft. In fact, she is the most soft of them all.
by go_run_now_softie April 20, 2021
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