salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate November 11, 2015

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Get the salty porridgemug.

salty corn

as in salty corn means men in my booty

Salty corn is amazing.

by hhhfggunv October 17, 2022

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Get the salty cornmug.

Describes someone who cannot take a joke and someone who is constantly moody. These people are usually extremely tall or extremely small. Their height usually comes from the father's side of the family.

'God man, your so salty'

by smackdawg May 1, 2015

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Get the saltymug.

salty

hella hateful perosn

salty is when a person is just plain hateful

by 乁( •_• )ㄏ February 1, 2020

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Get the saltymug.

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025

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