Reverse teabag surprise

A loving teabag where your body is placed forward toward the face of your lover so you can see the love on his/her face while you gently drop your balls into her mouth and as you see a look of sheer joy on your lover's face you take a monster dump on his/her chest and yell SURPRISE!!!!

I loved Jane so much that I wanted nothing more than to teabag her, but when she rejected me I drugged her and gave her the reverse teabag surprise.

by xanjoh January 27, 2010

hot baby surprise

A 'hot baby surprise' is the process of setting one's self up to potentially sit next to a cute girl in a lecture class.
This is done by:
1. showing up to class first, or before too many people get there.
2. placing your belongings on a strategically selected desk and leaving.
3. coming back to the class with 1-2 minutes left before the start.
4. hopefully your new seatmate is a cute girl, if so, you have just successfully completed the hot baby surprise.

Joe said he had to leave the class but would be back to hang out after he left his backpack in the lecture hall, he wanted to try out the hot baby surprise.

Don and Jill have been going out for 3 years now. Don met Jill after the two struck up conversation during a class in college. They had met after Don successfully executed the hot baby surprise.

by giggles86 January 27, 2010

pink panther surprise

When you ejaculate into your girls eyes, inturn making her retna pink.

I gave your mom a pink panther surprise

by Chris Mc. May 18, 2006

Surprised pikachu meme

Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath

If you know what is is you can look it up

Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.

Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme

Me (surprised pikachu meme)

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

St. Louis Surprise

The act of vomiting on someone unexpectedly.

Joe: Yes that's right I just vomited on you unexpectedly.
Beau: Damn dude, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: No it's cool, that's a St. Louis Surprise.
Beau: Oh, right...

by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008

Irish Surprise

An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.

Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.

by Uller June 27, 2005

Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008