shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.

1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019

semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.

Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

villain origin story

A dramatic event that happened in someone’s life that changed them into a villain doing evil things to mask their pain.

Bro 1: “Can’t believe your gf cheated on you with 30 guys in one year and you didn't find out until now.”

Bro 2: *cry* “this will be my villain origin story! Everyone will pay for what she did to me!!” 😡

by PeachPlugger9000 July 4, 2024

The Story

Another term for the soap opera someone is watching.

Come on hun the story is on!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

Shea story

An extended story that goes into every unnecessary detail and goes off topic then back on.

Sorry I was in the phone so long, I was listening to a Shea story

by Tyson Daniel August 30, 2021

Hood FriendShip Story

A snapchat story where people explain how them and old friends met eachother

Add me to your hood friendship story

by Hsnsban February 24, 2020

Emoji Story

A new form of literary genius; a story or tale being told through "emojis" and heart-wrenching dialogue. Originaly created by Twitter user @yungcartitalk aka Pluto san

Yoo, have you read the new Emoji Story chapter?

by koyeza March 27, 2024