Brownwood Love Story

When you marry your High School sweetheart while still making minimum wage.

"have you seen that Ben and Whitney are engaged? Yeah, That sure is a Brownwood Love Story."

by michaelflipabrickandmakeitamil July 24, 2025

MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.

Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.

by asystole August 23, 2025

sex story

Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.

“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”

‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’

by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025

sx1nts storied

to get put on @sx1nts instragram story which is the highest level of honor bestowed to a instagram user

yoo did you see that (name) got sx1nts storied??

by sx1nts September 19, 2025

Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.

Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Zadina Story

A type of real horror story that happens to you as a child, stimming from hanging out with a girl named Zadina, usually involving, drugs, sex, incest, pedophilia, or other incredibly inappropriate things for a minor to experience.

My friend was telling me a Zadina Story about how one of her older brother's drugged her.

by AshTheGaySimp October 24, 2025

Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.

Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”

by Race relations October 31, 2025