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Salty

Being so butthurt about something you are seething
Emily was so salty about having the frisbee stolen from her
by JeffAl September 8, 2018
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salty goat

When your having sex and your woman grabs your goate and spits your cum in your mouth and says behhhh after
Man my woman salty goated me last night it was wonderful
by Saltyreaper April 10, 2024
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Salty

That jenni andrews is really salty
by Jamdolliper April 23, 2020
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a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
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Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).
Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.
by xarumitzu August 4, 2020
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Salty Pablo

When a male ejaculates on a table and a female then divides the cum into evenly distributed lines then proceeds to use a straw to snort the lines of cum.
The night Emily did a salty pablo was the night I knew I was never going to call her again.
by Gemboi December 9, 2017
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Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024
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