gett'n salty

Having attitude, getting pissed off for no reason; getting defensive

I was just asking a question. Why are you gett'n salty!

by brat37 June 14, 2017

Salty Gary

The Salty Gary is when you let the cum dry up and then snort it like cocaine.

I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.

by Aylig July 18, 2022

Salty Sea Gull

When a girl is doming you up and then flappes her arm and then does a sound of a sea lion.

Man that girl can sure give a salty sea gull.

by BPChuy89 April 06, 2011

Salty Swirly

when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.

Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.

by Fucklittlegirls 69 April 16, 2024

salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016