by anonymous May 3, 2022
Get the Rivermug. Rivers, if you ever meet a Rivers there's a few things that you will figure out quickly. You might feel judged or observed by Rivers by their stare or lack of engagement in the conversation but this just means they are paying attention and actually listening. Once a Rivers feels comfortable with you, you will get to see what an amazing funny person they are. Rivers is the kind of person that you can tell genuinely cares about your well being. Rivers tend to have the most beautiful eyebrows and eyes that could really draw you in. They are one of the best people you will meet so when they start to pull away from you and become distant, don't let them go. they are so very special and unlike anyone you'll ever meet. They will make you remember the name Rivers forever.
"Hey who's that kid, they don't really say much."
"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."
"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."
by Skullkat November 21, 2021
Get the Riversmug. When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
Get the Alabama river spooningmug. An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.
by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022
Get the Kentucky river valleymug. 
When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
Get the Pan the river but I ain't opening a minemug. River is so sexy and is a delight to have around. If you know a river you need to worship the brother walk on
by WhatifIourMinecraftbedstogter? June 17, 2021
Get the Rivermug.