The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022

Birds Aren't Real

The government replaced them

Birds Aren't Real

by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023

Pee isn't real

Pee isn't real means you denied wetting yourself even tho it's obvious that you actually pissed yourself

Ray shouted Pee isn't real when it's obvious that she has peed herself

by Sushitrash1 May 24, 2021

Real Nigga Hour

A state of being when someone is thought to embody the paragon of their own ideology and beliefs, usually associated with being casually uninhibited and straightforward.
Real Nigga Hour is not actually a span of time like Real Nigga Hours, but it can be spelled with an 's' at the end and retain its meaning.

Jim: Hey, did you hear about Michael? Word is that he flipped the bird on his English teacher and mooned her as he was walking out of class! He's on Real Nigga Hour to the max!

Joseph: No, being rude to teachers and faculty is disrespectful and careless! Michael is a bum with no direction in life, that dude is on Fake Nigga Hours!

by Mr. Etymologist May 28, 2018

Well, it's been real.

phrase 1. sarcastically saying it was an awesome time or lovely time.

(Been somewhere for a couple minutes just to tell one sentence)
"Well, it's been real."

by YeEtDaZe October 12, 2018

Real time Niggah

A real Niggah all the time

Frank:Dans Friend UAD is a real time niggah
Richard: Yea he ant no half time niggah

by Ugly Ass Dave April 22, 2018

saw bfts real

a very weird person who has a really specific name for some reason

person 1: ayo you acting kinda like a saw bfts real

person 2: THAT IS OFFENSIVE I AM NOT A SAW BFTS REAL

person 1: my apologies, you kinda acted like one

by Jons Max June 19, 2021