stupidity ride

Successful investment technique based on recognizing a bubble or fad before other people, buying early and selling before or soon after the peak. The best stupidity riders monitor PE ratios in stocks and how much it costs to rent in real estate versus mortgage costs, and remember that if everybody is talking about this kind of investment, it's time to sell. (synonym: greed ride)

I'm taking a stupidity ride in San Diego real estate.
Too bad I missed the Google stupidity ride.
Thank you, Martha Stewart, for the stupidity ride on your loser company.

by John Marshall September 11, 2005

Riding high

When the bottom edge of a girl’s shirt is higher than the top of her pants, exposing her stomach. Typically used when referring to shirts that are NOT necessarily meant to expose the belly (vs crop tops) and the shirt has unintentionally been pulled up, e.g. due to a tight fit, friction from other clothing, standing up after sitting down, etc.

Joe: Damn babe, I love when you wear those short shirts!
Emma: Huh? looks down Oh, it’s not a short shirt, I’m just riding high. pulls down shirt to cover stomach

by DrEvilDandy January 29, 2019

riding the rancor

This is the dangerous act of banging a girl underage (jail bait). It is highly advised for legal reasons not to "ride the rancor." But to do so and come out without any consequences is a feat that not many accomplish, unless you are a Jedi. Luke Skywalker was seen surviving a rancor encounter in "Return of the Jedi." A rancor is a large carnivorous reptomammal native to the planet of Dathomoir. As you can tell it is equally as dangerous to encounter a rancor as it is to have an "encounter" with jail bait. This can be used in several tenses such as "Lets ride the rancor" or "He rode the rancor" and lets not forget "riding the rancors."

Dude 1: Dude I rode the rancor last night.

Dude 2: Dude she was 15!

(at a party)

Drunk 1:Oh man this girl is coming on to me.

Drunk 2:Bro, she is like 16 your 25.

Drunk 1:Time to ride the rancor then

(At a mall)
Bro 1: Dude bro you see that girl eyeing me?

Bro 2: Careful riding the rancor is dangerous, and illegal in most places

Bro 1: Luke survived

Bro 2: You're no Jedi bro

by princeofbrosia July 9, 2012

Ride the Gnar

It is impossible to explain, but it is something that only Mustafa does.

1.) Mustafa rides the gnar.

2.) "Hey Mustafa, are you ready to shred the gnar?" "No, because I, Mustafa, ride the gnar."

by mustafaridesthegnardotcom April 20, 2022

riding the flow

Having sex with a girl when she's on her period.

Present:I'm riding the flow
Past:Dude, I rode the flow last night
Future:I'm going to ride the flow with Stacy

by aposion September 9, 2009

quief ride

Short for "quick chief ride"; was accidentally said by combining the two words. Ironically, faster to pronounce and became a commonly used east side slang

-"Hey, dude. Lets go on a quief ride"

-"Don't you mean chief ride?"

-"Yeah, that's what i said"

by Mary Janeeeeeeeee April 18, 2010

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

We got away from the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inPro May 28, 2019