Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.

“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”

by Chadsxlpeen September 29, 2022

The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.

I just gave that one eyed bitch the pot hole filler

by Dark daddy December 19, 2022

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Honey Pot

A sweet tasting/aromatic weed strain. Smoke dat kush...

Hey man, wanna smoke sum Honey Pot? Well f*ck ya man! Why didn’t you ask earlier?

by kisssmyyassssss September 13, 2020

Plant pot

Plant pots are majestic creatures that speak fluent plant pot Which consists of ‘howdy’ ‘ima plant pot’ plant. Pots are also a great hiding spots

Lucy: howdy mr plant pot

Me: howdy
Lucy: how are u today mr plant pot
Me: ima plant pot

by End proppy September 29, 2021

Robbed from the pot

To take a cup of coffee from a coffee pot before it completely finishes brewing.

I robbed from the pot because I was running late to a meeting.

by mrbrc November 23, 2021