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Vista Hoe

A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.
Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".

Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "
by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017
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tumblr hoe

That kind of girl who you see on tumblr posting pictures of her lips and septum, probably has an aesthetic blog, has a daddy kink.
She dresses like slut, but she cute too, she's probably a tumblr hoe.
by Platinum Kai February 22, 2017
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Pathetic Hoe

A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife
He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1

"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"
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hoe dust

When you have a strippers glitter get on your clothes at the strip club.
I was at the strip club getting a dance and got her hoe dust on me.
by Dusty cyclone February 4, 2017
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Glow Hoe

Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.

Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.

*WARNING

Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."

"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)

She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
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Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
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