False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.

"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013

hipster hate

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

by Amatys October 5, 2017

Hipster

Someone who claims to know a lot about music/art while having little to no interest and very very little understanding of it & the associated communities. Basically a fake ass fucker who acts like an elitist know-it-all but they have no really interest in it and use this fake interest to leverage their social standing (aka just to look better than everyone else).

Synonymous with poseur.

Patrick's such a hipster. He says he listens to Alcest but he doesn't even know what genre the band is.

by Alianora Cain August 25, 2019

Hipster

Girls named Nora

That girl Nora, she's the Alpha hipster

by thesickblanket May 8, 2020

Hipster

Someone who actually recognizes the country singers on The Bachelor.

Yo, Steve knew the guy singing on Blake and Becca’s date. What a hipster.

by Jim Prace January 22, 2019

Hipster

Girls with gauges, sunglasses, goes to concerts with 311, and the dirty heads. Drives a cool jeep, smoke weed, have fake Birkenstock’s.

Meghan is such a hipster.

by Pop_eye61 August 11, 2019

Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 14, 2015