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Gold Mercury

A U.S. plan of attack developed in 1974 to be used against the hungarians and their bitch asses...
Gold mercury? Haha, I'll shoot that fuckin bear.
by sandycheeks...ofanass September 26, 2008
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Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?
Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
mugGet the Gold medalsmug.

Occupational Gold Digger

An Individual who has to date someone who makes a certain amount of money to make up for their own financial irresponsibility & compulsory spending habits.

These individuals are different than the classic gold digger because they often work hard and make enough to support more than one person yet they have to borrow money constantly and or date people who make a certain amount of money to make it because they can't manage their own money properly whether in a relationship or not.

As an excuse to keep spending irresponsibly these Individuals often choose to date co-dependent enablers who will enable them to keep spending like they do, then will blame it on the other person as if they're the issue when it's both parties at fault. In some cases they will even stay with abusive people if there's enough money involved, which proves they're mentally unfit to be in a relationship with anyone.

These individuals constantly claim to want true love and a man/woman who treats them right, but they can experience exactly that and will throw it all away due their overwhelming love for money & material possessions if the person who loves them doesn't make enough money.
Occupational Gold Digger Examples

Her: *spends tons of money on wants not needs*
Also Her: *complains about not having money and looks their partners way to fix the problem they caused and or borrows money off others*

Him: *does everything to be there for their significant other in ways more important than money*
Also Him *treated as if they're not enough cause they're not pulling in enough money*

Her: *constantly posts online about wanting true love and a man who treats them right*
Also Her: *gets exactly that, kicks them to curb for not making enough money*
by xREDRUM4759604 March 27, 2023
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Vegas Gold

Jake spewed Vegas Gold at the party the other night because he drank too much alcohol.
by Mojavejava June 6, 2019
mugGet the Vegas Goldmug.

yourius-gold

gold texture on a virtual item but its made by the legend himself, yourius
piss gold = ❌
pixelated gold = ❌
realistic gold = ❌
empyror gold = ❌
yourius-gold = 🤩
me: bro you have yourius-gold on that ugc it looks sick
random: yourius is literally him bro let him cook
yourius: im literally him
by blvqq March 9, 2024
mugGet the yourius-goldmug.

Gold digger

Carly Samson forced my bank to close my account and made me lose everything, and then broke up with me due to me now being broke, she is a gold digger.
by mdjzuistc April 19, 2022
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habitia gold

providing good habbits
i alwayss habitia gold
by golden zip May 13, 2021
mugGet the habitia goldmug.

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