Matt Wilson

A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..

Notable hashtags #WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 May 23, 2018

matt wang

Matt Wang is an amazing guy. He’s funny, nice and loves the booty. He has amazing eyes and is just such a good person.

I wish I had a Matt Wang...

by Bigbootyboi1 May 25, 2018

matt

the most powerfull being along with shaggy with his incredible LV2511

oh man i was enjoing wii sports but matt appeared im fuc**d

by 32-bits July 16, 2019

Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.

You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.

by 5556dan July 28, 2019

matt

the kid that tells people to stop manspreading

matt has a dig bick

by its big boy November 8, 2019