Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*

“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew

by Spamemailonly November 23, 2021

Matthew

A guy raging for no reason.

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.

by Rufertei August 9, 2022

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

Matthew

The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"

Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew

by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues

wow i really hate matthew

by titty gobbler January 2, 2022

Matthew Lee

A HOT ASS MF THAT IS ALSO GOOD AT EVERY FUCKING THING HE DOESS. HE IS REALLY POPULAR AND PULLS MEN AND WOMEN NO CAP.

person 1: OMG I JUST TALKED TO MATTHEW LEE TODAY
person 2: OMGG UR SO LUCKYY

by dubu12345 December 12, 2022

Matthew Anderson

A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.

I should be so lucky as to snag a Matthew Anderson..

by Contrarygirl71 November 24, 2022