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Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.
1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.
by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011
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Chefs Make Out

Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.
« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »

*performance concludes*

« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »
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To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)
Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳
by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022
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make put-put

A phrase used in place of "fart", "toot" or "pass gas".
"I often have to make put-put after eating beans and boy does it stink"!
by jaimenw March 4, 2008
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making a pillow fort

A newfangled euphemism for sex. Derived from the common courtesy of having sex under a pillow fort so that people do not walk in on you.
e.g. -"What are those people doing?"

-"They are probably having sex, but it is nice of them

to make it less awkward by making a pillow fort."
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Risk It To Make The Biscuit

when you take a risk equal or greater to the process of making a biscuit
You gotta risk it to make the biscuit sometimes
by Gramold March 29, 2020
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Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.
by Crazy68 May 20, 2010
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