Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

Mountain dew

Shabnam is the most perfect girl , if you love her keep her forever....she will usually find her true love on the 3rd or 4th try and his name is most likely to start with A, this guy whoever finds her is extremely lucky and will give his life for shabnam

Shabnam is the most prettiest girl in the world and her eyes are as beautiful as the moon and as calm and cool as the mountain dews.

by Definerforever November 23, 2021

HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 2, 2022

Jizzback Mountain

When one finishes on the sexual oppositions back and then leave due to them not putting out.

Did you hear about charlie, Abbie didnt put out to he gave her the O' Jizzback Mountain.

by XI_GREGGERS_IX February 9, 2015

mountain nonse

Someone who gets thoroughly excited by mountains and uses sexual descriptions for the mountain.

The muscular face of the ben.

Peter you're such a mountain nonse

by Peter Thorpe Normal Rice September 1, 2020

Mountain with Wings

Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.

Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.

by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019

Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy

When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.

“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”

by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021