Ruben's mom

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

by MortaR213 May 1, 2016

mundane mom

The opposite to disney dad. Typically an exwife who refers to her ex spouse as a disney dad. She may not do much fun stuff with the kids.

You are a mundane mom.

by wannabe disney dad June 20, 2014

Ur mom

Ur mom is a common insult commonly used by teens.

Billy Bob joe: you are a sussy baka UwU
Dora the explora: No Ur mom

by Googoogaga definitions May 13, 2023

FaceBook Mom

A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.

Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!

Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.

by Mr.clean_1023 November 22, 2020

Alexis's mom

The best person on the planet. She's pretty lit if I do say so myself.

Dang Alexis's mom is so lit .

by Tall white boy 03 October 4, 2016

moemees mom

the scariest being in all of earth, its scarier than your mom, than anything you can think of

"moemees mom is in every horror game/movie"
"what"

by whythefuckisd3rptaken September 6, 2021

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017