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matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling
by Jkaghd May 12, 2018
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Matthew

A short asian furry/weeb who no one likes
matthew is going to an anime-furry convention
by athaz13 November 5, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
Matthew had sex with 40 people
by Glorz March 18, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a sexy cute boy, his nickname is Matty, great name to scream! He has an ass of a goddess, an absolute cutie pie!
by TinyBobRoss January 27, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is the most gay person in the universe, who is obsessed with basketball.
Haha look at that Matthew over there, he’s so gay!!!
by Poopyman1233 February 13, 2022
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matthew

matthew is tall. really tall. like 8 feet tall. He's really athletic and plays every sport. friggin chad
"i love matthew hes so athletic and strong and handsome"
by 1plate May 15, 2023
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Matthew

The anti-fuckboi.

The first known case of a fuckman.

The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.

The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.

Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
by Masterplanpenguin November 27, 2020
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