mas

Men Aint shit

MAS im tired of loving someone.

by clown:) December 29, 2019

Growl-ma

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).

Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.

by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022

Yo Yo Ma

Pouring Limoncello into one's foreskin and allowing a partner to drink it from your penis

I gave Heather a yo yo ma last night and she gagged for an hour

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Ma che cazzo

It’s mean WHAT THE FUCK in italiano even if cazzo means dick

Timmy: Hey Mario what are you doing?
Mario: mangiando (eating)
Timmy: I fucked your mom
Mario: MA CHE CAZZO

by The comically random gamer June 4, 2023

Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken Roles

When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru

My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.

by Reece Doyle's Ma's ChickenRole July 3, 2022

Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018

aye your ma

Northern Ireland come back to a put down

"You're a wee tramp:"... "aye your ma's a fucking tramp"

by potatoeshays February 24, 2021