jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007

Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.

Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.

by Dezmuz May 27, 2016

Jump list

A list where nigga's get put on. So they get jumped on sight.

Dude 1:That boy talked some shit about carl last week.
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho

by chiktuez September 7, 2021

Jiggle jump

When Nicki Minaj jumps on a trampoline

Woah that girl is a jiggle jump

by Jigglejump May 10, 2018

Jump Rope for Heart

A fundraising and event program that has become one of THE premier annual events for elementary and middle schools, with thousands of schools and millions of kids participating across the USA every year.

Jump Rope for Heart is the best program ever.

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2022