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Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.
Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020
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jordan

jordan is a dick sucker who doesn't know how to fucking keep it in his pants and needs to get fucking nuderderd.💅💋
"ugh that bald boy look like a jordan."
by ftfyvuvibij April 9, 2022
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Jordan

The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.
1: wow who is that over there?!
2: that’s jordan. The one with the big ass dick :)
by Beep beep123 November 22, 2021
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Jordan ly

Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.
Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn
by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023
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Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.
What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.
by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024
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Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs
Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.
by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
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jordan vallee

Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
Jordan Vallee a most honourable person.
by Jacob half December 18, 2015
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