Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 06, 2009

Jew Mission

A prolonged journey including yourself and possibly a few friends. The word Jew Mission comes from anceint Egypt when Moses led the Jews through a 40 year quest in the desert.

Person 1 "Where are we going?"
Person 2 "Joe's house"
Person 1 "Where does Joe live?"
Person 2 "On the other side of town"
Person 1 "That's a Jew Mission"

by Der Moobs July 29, 2006

Jew monger

someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.

That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads

by Jake AKA J-Massa March 20, 2007

ps jew

a ps2 it's crappy and expensive playstaion will take all your money! ergo...ps jew, plus it rhymes with ps2....no offense to jewish people...well i guess it is quite offensive..sorry.

Joey: hey you guys wanna come over to my place and play some ps2?

Kyle: fuck that, we're goiing to Ben's to play some xbox360. you have fun with your ps jew though

by Benny M July 24, 2006

jew bowl

A very small ammount of weed packed into a bowl, bong, ect. in order to conserve ones pot.

Hey man I don't have much pot left so I'm going to just pack a jew bowl.

Dude this sucks being short all the time. All I can pack are jew bowls.

by Pally November 05, 2007

jew on a stick

Said when one is very pissed off

Agh! Jew on a stick I was so close...

by mr durroo May 20, 2006

Jew Move

This happens when you are playing a videogame (Halo 3 for example). You are fighing a person and you kill them, but you have extremely low health. Then, a person comes out of hiding and kills you instantly

Joe: Yes! I finally killed you Eric!
Colin: (comes in and kills Joe)
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew Move right there..

by Conrad17 December 07, 2008