January 3

Slap your friends ass today for No Reason.

Because you are born on January 3

Ow why are you slapping my ass u idiot

Because its January 3

by Stranger you dont know November 23, 2021

January 30

Boys named Aaron that are born on this day are the most handsome, kind, loving, perfect, and cutest boyfriends ever. i love you so much my handsome boy:) i hope you’re birthday was amazing <3

person 1: OMG ITS AARONS BIRTHDAY
person 2: IS HE BORN ON JANUARY 30?
person 1: YEAH
person 2: OMG! HE IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOYFRIEND EVER!!
person 1: :D

by anonymously written by me February 14, 2022

January 20

The day your miss her most

This day you sit at your bed and cry about her On January 20

Friend: hey wanna hangout today?
You: nah bro I’m just gonna stay home missing her
Friend: lonely ass loser

by I miss her. January 10, 2022

January 24

A girl gotta give a boy a hoodie bo matter what

Jane gave jack her hoodie on January 24

by Catman0G January 21, 2022

January 5th

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021

January 22

Ask your crush out days

January 22th ask your crush out day

by Xxsavyxxsavage January 22, 2021

January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

by .-.fuck you December 31, 2021