slutty slam jam

the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.

some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?

sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.

by slutter November 25, 2007

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

jam 'n' a biscuit

It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.

Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!

Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!

I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.

Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.

by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009

Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016

Penis Pussy Jam

The product of intercourse where a child is successfully conceived and born.

Is a child just a penis pussy jam sandwhich?

by ColdplayFan72617 April 17, 2022

Ram Jam Slam

A slang term referring to excessively rough sexual intercourse; rough sex.

Katie: "So how was your night with Jimothy?"

Stacy: "Ooooo, he gave my kitty the ol' 'Ram Jam Slam'!"

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy January 23, 2020

Peanut butter and jamming

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.

John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.

by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019